The Name Game

Oh man, don't believe everything that the player says, Professor Oak XD
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You, the player, (in this case Pokemon Trainer Red) may choose any name for yourself and your rival.
Your rival in Pokemon Red was basically a douche, so you can kinda see where this is coming from.
The naming-your-rival joke's been done before, this is just my own twist on it.
Sometimes I would name my rivals N00b or something like that while I was playing Pokemon games when I was younger. In Platinum I named my rival "LAME-O" (Sorry Barry)

Oh yeah OMEGA RUBY AND ALPHA SAPPHIRE